Malam ini ntah kenapa ‘blur’ betul. Nak kata saya masih terbawa-bawa dengan kisah ngeri yang berlaku di pandangan mata, rasanya tidak. Saya telah mampu bertenang dan melakukan beberapa kerja sepanjang petang.
Saya cuba untuk menulis beberapa perkara untuk dibincangkan, namun semuanya terhenti di tengah jalan. Saya cuba menyambung bacaan, tapi saya cuma nampak bintang.
Justeru, marilah berkongsi sesuatu yang saya harapkan mampu membuat bintang-bintang bertaburan…..
KidsAreQuick
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find Singapore.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered Singapore?
CLASS : MARIA!!
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TEACHER: Latif, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
LATIF : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Murad, how do you spell ’crocodile?’
MURAD : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
MURAD: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Siti, what is the chemical formula for water?
SITI : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SITI : Yesterday you said it’s H to O. (H2O la syg…)
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TEACHER: Muthu, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
MUTHU : Me!
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TEACHER: Lim, why do you always get so dirty?
LIM : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Milah, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILAH : I is..
TEACHER : No, Milah….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILAH : All right…’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Daniel, do you
know why his father didn’t punish him?
DANIAL : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Juliet, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
JULIET : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Liza , your composition on ‘My Cat’ is exactly
the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
LIZA : No, teacher. It’s the same cat.
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TEACHER: Farid, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested
FARID : A teacher (isk, isk, isk, siapa yang kena???)
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First time ke sini….
Salam singgah
Terima kasih sudi singgah…
somehow pocket tak buleh datang sini kebelakangan ni,
entah kenapa,
dok tak dok, mozzila firefox is encountering a problem and need to close this window… bla bla bla.. send report?
gitu gitu…
now.. kna tekan butang pangkah merah tu sejurus selepas page load sikit, just enough to see your post.
camana nak stalking dalam dalam nih!!?
TEACHER: Muthu, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
MUTHU : Me!
basically muthu is 10 years old lah kan
heheheh i luv this one
pocket,
bukan masalah mozilla firefox, tapi masalah setting permalink saya.
hehehe…maklumlah ‘saya budak baru belajar’, nasib baik lah Kak Jie tolong bagi tutorial free kat saya.
Semoga lepas ni masalah tu tak timbul lagi.
Kids memang cute…
Alasan ni jadi salah satu sebab saya suka jadi guru.
Ragam dia orang tu memang ada masanya tak boleh blah…
Ha ha… kelakor laa…..
Semuanya boleh buat Tie senyum sorang-sorang..
hahaha….seronok menghibur diri sendiri,
seronok juga kalau orang lain pun terhibur!
wahh….. hari2 sy belek Google Map…so dah boleh jadi penjelajah la ni kak long.
TEACHER: Farid, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested
FARID : A teacher (isk, isk, isk, siapa yang kena???)
yg ni utk Kak Long..hehehe
Ramai blogger boleh jadi penjelajah.
Duduk kat rumah, tapi dah pergi merata tempat dalam masa singkat.
Yang last tu memang khas untuk kak long…uhwa…
errr..nampak…bintang….comel…no?
Haha comel jer si Farid, tapi dia berani jawab yer, Iza dulu terus tido2 ayam kalu dah tak minat nak dengar …ops alamak
errr…nampak bintang yang berpinar2 tu, terkenang juga kat si bintang comel tu..
Farid memang berani sungguh sebab dia tahu cikgu dia dah nampak bintang huhuhu…
kaklong…sha dok terbayang sha la cikgu matematik kat dalam cerita nieh. u asked me to do it without using table….mmg bertuah la budak tuh nanti…hehehe…
* hiburan yang best!
* kak long kena rest…baru ada idea…
Budak2 tu, ada masa terlalu pandai. Ada masa lurus macam bendul…
Tapi situasi2 macam ni yang selalu menghiburkan cikgu-cikgi kan!
gila lawak! kahkahkah
loyar buruk pula murid2 semua ni eh? yg paling kelakar dan ketawa guling-guling ialah formula kimia pasal air.
klu tau dulu jawab mcm tu time exa, dl kahkahkah.
nasib baik megat lum tahu nak jawab macam tu,
kalau tak habis ‘bungkus’!
Kelakar la,Kak Long….
Penat tersenyum sengih nihhhh………..
Penat sengih?
Kak Long pun hilang ‘bintang bertaburan’ bila baca lawak tu..
kak long off topik lagi
utk url yg mesra SEQ, kak long kena tukar setting permalink tu kat custome structure
contoh mcm ni..ni url kak long > http://www.mawarmerah2008.com/?p=1435
sepatut dia jadi mcm http://www.mawarmerah2008.com/?catogari/tajuk post.html
kalau nk tukar pergi kat Permalink > Common settings > tick kat Custom Structure isikan tempat kosong tu mcm ni /%category%/%postname%.html
jadi url entri kak long akan keluar dlm bentuk category dan tajuk post..itu lebih mesra SEQ
itu je yg sy dpt kongsi….
Kujie,
Terima kasih banyak-banyak atas perkongsian ilmui ni.
Kak Long memang tak tahu pasal setting ni.
“Saya budak baru belajar”
Banyak sangat lagi ilmu yang kak long kena tuntut ni…
Dah patut kena bawa pulut kuning nih!